Unchartered Zone

I woke up this morning (or maybe afternoon, or was it yesterday in the middle of the night? O_O) to find this staring at me…

Aw just the perfect pick-me-up after an ebil stressed week, thanks!

A Horoscope Email I received recently, so I decided to see how accurate it was -

TAURUS – The Enduring One

Endure? Well I can endure most things, so this is partially true.

Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not.

Charming but aggressive? I don’t think I ever flirted in my entire life.

I think I’m boring but I am not?

Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance.

I can be a hard worker (if I want), warm hearted? More like too soft ha! As for the last part I’m not too sure what are they referring to.

Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their
beauty.

Er…but I do admit I rarely like taking the shortcut ( even if it means less suffering). Beauty? wth?

Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind.

Patient, yes, reliable, unsure, great friends…er ask my friends 

Loving and kind? Gah what is this? Some kind of trick question?!

Loves hard – passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums.

YES, YES and YES.

Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

Not really, I don’t indulge myself often but when I do, I go all out.

Er…ask my friends?

Total Accuracy  -  4/6